ehhhr:

has anyone tried typing with their boner 

(via hotboyproblems)

unclefather:

i used a love calculator on the internet and it says we’re not compatible….. i think we should break up…..

(Source: chickensandwich, via ughhok)

selenit-e:

One day I woke up and changed

I no longer longed to see my friends

Or eat

Or sleep

Or live

I think if someone actually cared

They would have noticed that I was slowly dying

(AF)

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

(via ughhok)

calvincandies:

mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day

(via oddteens)